ISBN: 1543156436 9781543156430

Category: Humor / Form / Jokes & Riddles

Page count: 172

Everybody enjoys a good laugh, but nobody tells jokes quite like <b>Dads!</b><br> <br> Dads have gained a reputation for telling some of the <i>"worst"</i> jokes known to man, but for some reason we love them all anyway!<br> <br> Dad Jokes are at their best when they're family friendly, simple and most of all <b>silly!</b><br> <br> This book contains <b>600</b> of the most awful jokes Dads have ever told, guaranteed to make your audience chuckle while rolling their eyes! <br> Why is your nose in the middle of your face?<br> <br> <b>Because it's the <i>scenter!</i></b><br> <br> What did the dad send to the man who ran out of water?<br> <br> <b>A <i>'get well'</i> card!</b><br> <br> What do you call a fast fungus?<br> <br> <b>A mush-<i>vroom!</i></b><br> <br> Why did the dad get a job at the bakery?<br> <br> <b>Because he <i>kneaded dough!</i></b>