Vampires Suck
by Giovanni Valentino, T. R. Clark, Will Adams, C. J. Andrew, Arthur Carey, Gregg Chamberlain, J. Adrian Cook, Evan Dicken, Dan Doerflein, John H. Dromey, Tim J. Finn, Aaron Gudmunson, James E. Guin, Tim Jeffreys, Sierra July, Simon Kewin, Nicholas Knight, Alexis Larkin, Daniel McPherson, Joe Mogel, Tracy S. Morris, M. Kelly Peach, Paul Popiel, Robert Morrisey, Barry Rosenberg, Kerrie Strong ยท 2014
ISBN: 0996049266 9780996049269
Category: Fiction / Short Stories (single author)
Page count: 322
Each story has a different take on the legend of the Vampire. Some hide from the darkness and others can walk in the daylight. Some are cold, calculated killers and other are full of teenaged angst. Some are held at bay by garlic but others love Italian food. Here is a collection of story designed to poke funny at the whole vampire genre. We have funny stories about the troubles of immortality, about the crazy life of the vampire slayer, and about just how the different vampires get along. But in all the stories, one element is always there. Vampire Suck.