ISBN: 1951471059 9781951471057

Category: Fiction / Fantasy / General

Page count: 170

"Chocolate is Banned!"Technology seems to hate Janet personally. After she smashes a floatcar through City Hall, the bureautopia sentences her to captaining the starship S.S. Turkey and its misfit crew. Her mission: to boldly rescue a prisoner from the one corner of the universe colder than her ex-boyfriend's heart-Pluto. Which, aside from not even being a real planet, is the one place in the universe where chocolate is illegal.In between studying The Space-Faring Moron's Guide to Common Science Fiction Plot Devices, falling for a rival captain's boyfriend, and avoiding unnecessary time travel, Janet has a chance to save two worlds . . . or doom them to permanent chocolatelessness.