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  • Book cover of Everybody Wants a Piece of Candi

    So, you think you had it bad in high school? Well imagine you're very rich, very blonde and very busty with an ass you could bounce quarters off-but with a very unfortunate name. And then imagine you're the new girl at school and everybody HATES you-from the mayor of Cleveland to your fellow classmates in Special Ed to your own mother and stepfather. That is the life Candice Wallows-the girl with that very unfortunate name-faces every day as she drives her hot pink Fiat to Two Hills High School and just tries to get along. Based loosely on Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder's brilliant Playboy comic strip, Little Annie Fanny, Candice is how Annie might have been as a teenager. Too dumb and too damn sexy for her own good. Join author Charie D. La Marr as she takes Candi and a crazy cast of characters ranging from her best friend Danica, a Goth/emo rich kid rebelling against her establishment parents, a wheelchair bound gangsta and his gangbanger girlfriend, Snowflake queens Trent and Michael, her Humbert Humbert stepfather Tad, a rabid custodian named Marquis Robinson, a pair of senior citizen home nudists working their way up to fifty shades of gray, a couple clowns and everybody in between on a wild ride that ends badly for just about everybody but our girl Candi. Find out what happens when EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF CANDY. "A raunchy sex romp not lacking in charm; like a modernized '70s trash-cult cinema classic in book form." Jeff O'Brien Author of BigBoobenstein and Heart Shaved Box

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  • Book cover of Monsters of Metal

    An anthology by Fat-Lip Press featuring the best new and upcoming horror authors. M.R. Wallace, Charie D. La Marr, Dani Brown, Kasey Hill, Xtina Marie, Michael Noe, and RD Cervo. In this master collection of horror stories, each author chose a rock song to base their title and/or premise of their short story on. Armageddon is coming...how long will you last the fallout? You have a zombie story with treachery amongst brothers in arms. An erotic story about the metaphor of zombie life and how people use and abuse you. What happens when you build a dog park over a forgotten cemetery? You will find out when they crawl out of their graves. What are the effects of the hottest chili in the world on old people? And what if it affects the already dead and gone? When you become a "zombie" in life and forget about this in the past, it comes back to haunt you. When you let zombies be a part of your freak show, the consequences that follow can put a damper on your VIP life. The loneliness of surviving an apocalyptic world after zombies take over makes you paranoid of any survivors left.