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    greg crites

     · 2007

    If You've read the Dunkin the Vampire Slayer trilogy, you will recognize Devlin- This is a spin off of the character, named Devlin, from the Dunkin, the Vampire Slayer novels. It's also a politically incorrect rip off of the X-Files, featuring a near indestructible alcoholic vampire, with few socially redeeming qualities, a wolf, a chimp and a few other off-beat characters. They travel to the Mid-East to battle 'The End of Death' and a giant hedgeapple.

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    Greg Crites

     · 2006

    What could possibly bring together a 450 pound vampire slayer, a drunken, acid-tongued detective, a good natured carpenter, bureaucratic vampires, giant anacondas, mutant vampire bats, Ho Ho's, Twinkies and 'more one-liners than a night at the comedy club'? Dunkin, the vampire slayer blends all this discordance and more into a hilarious adventure that moves from the muggy heat of Florida to the muggier heat of the Amazon.....If Carl Hiaasson, Tim Dorsey and Dave Barry collaborated on a vampire story, it may have turned out like this absurd romp.... This is part one of a trilogy. Dunkin II will begin shipping April 3rd.

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    Greg Crites

     · 2008

    A drug-fueled crusade by two deranged journalists assigned to look into the morass of organized religion. Cornholery, snake handlers, faith healers, serial killers, sarcasm, blasphemy-good, clean, American fun.