Sci-fi fan or not, aliens hold a fascination for humans. The mystery of UFOs, the thought they may walk among us without us knowing, the thought they may be watching us all the time... these things ensure that we, as a race, are absorbed with thoughts of ‘aliens’, however they might show themselves. In giving Thirteen’s talented writers a theme like that, it was guaranteed that the stories which came in would cover every possible interpretation of the alien theme that you can imagine, and then some. Walk some strange pathways, read some strange stories, discover some strange aliens... Check out more Thirteen Press & Horrified Press titles here: horrifiedpress.wordpress.com

Some say that poetry is an ideal way to evoke a mood of horror and terror. If this is true then the latest volume by Ken L. Jones, The Red Thumbs of Uncle Tickle just might fit that criterion. Here between two covers are the many times published poems of this dark master of shivering rhymes and unearthly imagery presented in a volume which combines both the best of his previously published work as well as new and never before seen pieces as well. Recommended for reading before you fall asleep if you enjoy having nightmares.

Fatherly expressions so dumb, they're funny. Here's the perfect gift for the father who thinks he knows everything -- and the family that has to put up with him. Dads Say the Dumbest Things! contains all of the mindless expressions and advice that fathers offer when they can't think of anything intelligent to say, like these: I'm the boss and what I say goes. Why? Because I say so. Don't ask me, ask your mother. What do you want an allowance for? When I was your age I had to work for my allowance. Didn't we give you lunch money last week? How well do you know this guy who wants to take you to a drive-in movie? Your mother did tell you about the birds and the bees, didn't she? I wasn't waiting up for you. I was reading the newspaper. The book includes 23 photos of famous TV dads who have raised stupid sayings to an art form.

The Advent of Fear is a unique new book of poems by the prolific horror poet Ken L. Jones. Not only does it mix horror and Christmas themes in an innovative poetic way but it also provides a total twenty-five day reading experience for the month of December. Although the book can be read in one setting it was designed to be taken one day at a time from December first through the twenty-fifth much in the style of an old-fashioned advent calendar. If you love horror and would enjoy a sweet tiny slice of it every day leading up to the Christmas season then perhaps The Advent of Fear is exactly what Santa ordered to help you chime in a new and memorable holiday season.

During the unrest between mankind and dragons, one was gifted with their essence to unite them in saving the realm. He became known as the DragonBorne! Yet even their essence could not protect him from the frailties of man, or the bitter wounds he suffers. So, he waits for another to protect a realm he no longer can. A tragic love is the catalyst that brings two youths together. Kain, the son of a warrior who bears a strange birthmark upon his wrist, and Lynette, a princess in hiding. Neither aware of who they truly are, or will become. Set against the bloody turmoil consuming the land, one might wonder if this is just another tragedy waiting to unfold, or will the realm and their love endure?

Mijn vader zegt de domste dingen. - Verzameling uitspraken.