· 2016
Scooby Doom versus the Cult of Cthulhu - Choose Your Own Adventure style featuring special guest Doctor Herbert West Rutrow! The Rult of Rurooroo! You are Scooby Doom, a hound of Carcosa, and you must stop the tentacled terror of the Cult of Cthulhu. Choose from 47 possible endings, most resulting in death! Will it be yours? Includes Easter eggs for Saturday morning cartoons, 80's music, Dungeons and Dragons, the Cthulhu Mythos, ABC Weekend Specials, and other cultural icons and references of the era. Don't be afraid of the incredible hulking hybrid star spawn of Cthulhu - Scooby Doom will protect you! **ATTENTION! For the discounted Scooby Doom versus the Cult of Cthulhu [Meddling Kids edition] which isn't available through Amazon, check out the First United Church of Cthulhu's website at FUCC.IT
· 2016
"Kill those damn cats!" Nyarlathotep commanded. The machinations of cats and mad gods are beyond human understanding. Kill Those Damn Cats is a Lovecraftian anthology about the Cats of Ulthar, new stories of those furious felines' heroic adventures as well as their nefarious misdeeds. Everybody's got a story about those cats. Includes tales from young up-and-coming authors as well as Cthulhu Mythos veterans. "Wilful Creatures" by DJ Tyrer "Nix's Night About Town" by Nicholas Diak "The Daughters of Bastet" by James Pratt "Dot" by Mark P. Steele "A Story for the Zoogs" by William J. Wallace "Rise, Cats, Rise" by S. L. Kerns "The Dark Thicket" by Jason Scott Aiken "The Uninvited Guest" by Rohit Sawant "In These Dark Woods" by J. M. Heluk "The Law of Unintended Consequences" by Kevin Wetmore "Thimble Hearts and Tamarind Eyes" by Kris Dikeman "Jangling the Silver Keys" by Khurt Khave The First United Church of Cthulhu is the only real and legally recognized nonprofit religious organization whose faith is based on the Cthulhu Mythos and the visions of our mad prophet H. P. Lovecraft. Find the church at FUCC.IT
· 2015
Astronomicon minorem - DMT, Cthulhu and You The Book of Devouring Stars, written by Khurt Khave, head priest of the First United Church of Cthulhu, provides church doctrine of the Great Old Ones and describes how you can open the astral gates and contact these otherworldly beings. Discover how H. P. Lovecraft's night terrors were not merely a case of hereditary acute psychosis but his vivid visits to the Dreamlands, and in fact the inspiration for the entire Cthulhu Mythos, were actually caused by an overproduction of naturally-occurring endogenous dimethyltryptamine, DMT, within the brain of our mad prophet. Was it plagiarism, homage, or a shared madness? We discuss other similar works by authors Edgar Allan Poe, Robert W. Chambers, and Ambrose Bierce. Meet the brave psychonauts who traveled to aether space and beyond the veil to bring back knowledge of alien worlds. Terence McKenna, Rick Strassman, and Joe Rogan are all avatars who have contacted the Great Old Ones. Other artists predating Lovecraft had similar dark visions of strange lands. Gustave Dore, Josef Vachal, and Alfred Kubin. Learn of the ceremonies and holidays of the First United Church of Cthulhu. Also learn the way of Peace, Love and Tentacles or, Human Sacrifice - You're Doing It Wrong. And, of course, we *touch* on the over 500 year history of tentacle porn. Beyond anything you will read in those other fake Necromonicon knock-offs. This is Lovecraft for the 21st century.
URBAN TEMPLES OF CTHULHU - MODERN MYTHOS ANTHOLOGY Published by the First United Church of Cthulhu In the dark recesses of the world's cities lie the hidden altars and secret cathedrals dedicated to the blasphemous beings from out of space and time. And they want in! Features the work of prominent horror authors, many already with published Cthulhu Mythos material. "Little Gods" by James Pratt "Sects and the Single Girl" by Steven A. Roman "The Kings in Rebel Yellow" by Khurt Khave "The Face of God Within" by Brian H. Seitzman "The Black Metal of Derek Zann" by Aaron Besson "Cosmic Cavity; or, the Mouth of Man" by Carl R. Jennings "Along the Shore of Old Ridge" by Stuart Conover "Sleep Talking" by Jeff C. Stevenson "Matriarch of Skid Row" by M. C. Bluhm "Uncle Lovecraft: The Complete Oral History" by David Acord "Strange Communion" by Allen Griffin "Death in the Sunset" by Guy Riessen "The Abomination of St. Jude" by David F. Gray "Flesh-Bound Shadow Sun" by M. S. Swift "Doorstepping" by Kelda Crich "Saturday Night at the Esoteric Order of Dagon" by Jill Hand "City of our Lady, Queen of the Angels, Virgin Mother of a Thousand Young" by Kevin Wetmore "Warm Red Sea" by Jaap Boekestein The First United Church of Cthulhu is the only real and legally recognized nonprofit religious organization whose faith is based on the Cthulhu Mythos and the visions of our mad prophet H. P. Lovecraft. Find the church at FUCC.IT
· 2017
Don't Let Them Take You Alive - action horror roleplaying in the Modern Cthulhu Mythos. It's like if Guy Ritchie wrote weird fiction. "Oh, look, Randy's playing a scholarly milquetoast - again. How Lovecraftian of you." Be a cop! Be a cultist! Be a Deep One! Be an occult librarian bookmobile monster hunter! BE THE HERO! BE THE VILLAIN! BE THE MONSTER! You want a chainsaw hand? You want tentacles? You want to awaken the old gods and bring forth chaos and madness? You got it! It's the characters that make the story. Be what you want to be. Save the world - or destroy it. Whoever, whatever you are. . . don't let them take you alive. ** Over 200 modern occupations for your player characters to choose from, plus the ability to create your own new occupations gives a near limitless selection ** Over 200 cults, corporations, factions, locations, and weird things for your players to encounter as they get drawn deeper into the raging Occult Wars ** Plus MONSTERS! MONSTERS! MONSTERS! Random tables of hideous abilities allows for an infinite number of new and unknown enemies to be added to the ranks of Lovecraft favorites, classic monsters, and other foes mysterious and diabolic ** 5 adventures to unleash upon your players. Maps included! Compatible with Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition and other d100 systems + easily convertible to the d20 system. And at least as many errors as your favorite GURPS title! Presented by the First United Church of Cthulhu, the only real and legally recognized nonprofit religious organization whose faith is based on the Cthulhu Mythos and the visions of our mad prophet H. P. Lovecraft. To get a full color FREE PDF version of this book, go to the church's online site at fucc.it
· 2020
The time crystals of Atlantis have been destroyed by an avatar of Cthulhu. The Last Queen of Atlantis must fight her way through time to retrieve the lost shards. But she has an ancient Egyptian war machine to help in her quest!Presented by the First United Church of Cthulhu, the only real and legally registered religion dedicated to the Cthulhu Mythos and the writings of our Mad Prophet H. P. Lovecraft!
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· 2018
The Callin' is about that pesky dark god critter Cthulhu and the wicked dream spells he's acastin' over the whole of Appalachia. There's a madness in the mountains! The Callin' consists of a single legend of Constance Crump, the Bride in Eternal White, and the vicious love triangle which leads to cold-blooded murder! When witches get taken by the madness and get to fightin' over a man - look out! The Callin' is the telling and retelling of the story of Constance Crump, only each time from a slightly different point of view and with a different ending each time. The story is told nine times - the power of three - times three! And is told in three sets - the power of three - times three - times three! This represents the magickal patterns which flow like the self-similar dark energy fractal patterns which power the universe. The Callin' is actually the cursed book from the novella Dizneyland fhtagn. It does contain the story of Constance Crump and its multiple variations and endings but is intended to be an extra physical prop for the purposes of LARPing or roleplaying. Or if you really liked Dizneyland fhtagn. Especially good for use with the Modern Cthulhu Mythos roleplaying game Don't Let Them Take You Alive. Priced as low as Amazon would let us! Presented by the First United Church of Cthulhu, the only real and legally recognized religion based on the works of our Mad Prophet H. P. Lovecraft and the insanity and chaos of the Cthulhu Mythos.
· 2016
TERROR! SHOCK! HORROR ROCK! Classic horror and punk rock meet the Cthulhu Mythos. Someone, or something, wants Veronica's blood. With the help of their friends the rare book collector occult wars mercenary and the masked luchador repoman bounty hunter bouncer, Veronica and her bandmates in the Horribly Wrongs horror rock band must take the ultimate road trip to Hell from their home in the Phoenix wasteland and stop the Big Pharma madman who is creating *things* in a secret lab somewhere in the lost bayous of Louisiana. Can they make it out of Texas alive? What horrors await them? Are they ever going to release a new album? The intro to Got a Bad Case of the Horribly Wrongs is a standard classic horror tale of monster movies and rock 'n' roll then hits you with a blistering chorus of biopunk body horror before crescendoing in an insanity-inducing ending of Lovecraftian nightmares. Features guest vocals by one of your favorite mad gods. This is the first novel in the Oblivion Hearts setting, a world based on the author's real encounters with Yog-Sothoth as detailed in the unholy book Astronomicon minorem and is what inspired him to create the First United Church of Cthulhu - the only real and legally recognized nonprofit religious organization whose faith is based on the Cthulhu Mythos and the visions of our mad prophet H. P. Lovecraft. Find the church at FUCC.IT
· 2017
Beware of aeonic strangers. Seg and his crew of cult punks, members of the Lost Children of Carcosa, have broken away from those losers in the Brotherhood of the Yellow Sign. Time to bash in some skulls of those hipster cultists of the Church of Starry Wisdom and let Nyarlathotep know who runs these streets. The Occult Wars are on, baby! First published in the Modern Cthulhu Mythos anthology Urban Temples of Cthulhu. This is the story that redefined and solidified the Modern Cthulhu Mythos as its own distinct subgenre. Don't like the ending? Change it! The back of the book includes quick start rules for Don't Let Them Take You Alive an action horror roleplaying game set in the world of the Modern Cthulhu Mythos. The game is compatible with Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition and other d100 systems + easily convertible to the d20 system. Priced as low as Amazon will let us! Presented by the First United Church of Cthulhu, the only real and legally recognized nonprofit religious organization whose faith is based on the Cthulhu Mythos and the visions of our mad prophet H. P. Lovecraft. To get a full color FREE PDF version of this book, go to the church's online site.
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Dysphoria - an emotional state characterized by anxiety, depression, or unease. Just a broken doll. Will she ever find out who she really is? Suicide. Gender identity. Body image. Nightmares. Bullying. Peer pressure. Loss of the self. Melissa's Adventures in the Dreamlands, and What she Found There. You know, weird Lovecraftian stuff. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! WARNING: printed in a language you may not be familiar with ~ cursive. The book is full color so this is as low as we could price it. If you prefer an electronic format, there is a link for the full color PDF at our website. No eBook version because their formatting destroys the images and you can't use different fonts. Presented by the First United Church of Cthulhu, the only real and legally recognized nonprofit religious organization whose faith is based on the Cthulhu Mythos and the visions of our mad prophet H. P. Lovecraft.