Everyone's favorite character from I Need a New Butt!, I Broke My Butt!, and My Butt is SO NOISY! is back in a hilarious new story about a silly butt that won't stop moving! The talented duo of children's author Dawn McMillan and illustrator Ross Kinnaird have created another delightful, laugh-out-loud tale of a bothersome backside that leads to all kinds of amusing adventures. The fun never stops, from the first page to the last of this newest book in the best-selling series.

Everyone’s favorite character from the bestselling I Need a NEW BUTT! and I Broke MY BUTT! is back with a new problem — his butt is too noisy! Follow our hero’s hilarious adventures in the latest and loudest sequel by Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird.

I need a new butt!: A rhyming story about a young boy who, upon noticing that his butt has a huge crack, sets off to find a new butt.

A boy notices his butt has a huge crack! Will he replace it with an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky storybook!

The new book from the bestselling duo behind the phenomenal I Need A New Bum! What would you do if your bum was SO NOISY?Would you try to hidethe noise, or would you be proudof your parps? For this little boy, a noisy bum is just the start of an ENORMOUS adventure. And there's only one question for you to answer before you read about it: are you ready to have some FUN? Praise for I Need A New Bum: "I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny ... the perfect kid-combo."Storywraps

Are you a bit of a clown, or do you just like a good giggle? Either way, this is the book for you! Guess the riddles, spot the spoonerisms, tangle yourself in a tongue-twister. Even better, use the joke workshops to invent your own crazy jokes following easy steps that really work. You'll be the jest boker in the class!

I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack.I can see in the mirror a crack at the back.What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blueor yellow spotted? A rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum?The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.Certainly it is for readers - I Need a New Bum! has been in the NZ children's bestseller lists for years, and it reprints at least annually. Meanwhile it has been a regular on bestseller lists in the US and UK, with hundreds of thousands of copies sold.

A humorous look at the different qualities of New Zealand mums. Includes space to insert photo of your Mum. Suggested level: junior.

Big Bouncer is the gruff and tough character from Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms? and in this new book from Dawn and Ross he finally has a story of his own. Still loud and 'boysy', Big Bouncer meets his match in the shape of a perfect woman from the 'posh side of town'. Will he be able to keep to his manly ways or will love mean a change of heart for this big, tough bloke?Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms? remains a firm favourite with kiwi kids, regularly appearing on the Top 50 bestseller list. In 2003, Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms? won the Children's Choice category of the NZ Post Book Awards and in 2005 this title was awarded New Zealand Booksellers Gold. Big Bouncer is written in similar style with the same quirky illustrations and warm humour that made the first book such a winner.

A small cat of many colours lived at the local rubbish dump. This was a designer cat, made up of the bits and pieces that may have been left over from the making of other ordinary cats - a patchwork cat with a magnificent tail with an extra fluffy bit on the end.