Simon, who is unemployed and needs money, went to see his friend Aitch at her workplace for money. Since she was unavailable, Simon went and read a Java book that was there. Someone asked a Java question, and he correctly answered it, giving him a high paying job.

Simon finds a box at his door. When he opens the box, a rabbit attacks and bites him, giving him a disease that tightens his muscles, weakens his spine, and makes his front two teeth grow (which creates expensive dental visits).

Steampunk butlers, the execution of Earth, and binary fission in rabbits. These are but some of the strange tales to be found in this book. Mad Scientist Journal: Summer 2015 collects thirteen tales from the fictional worlds of mad science. For the discerning mad scientist reader, there are also pieces of fiction from Maureen Bowden, Jennifer Johnson, Deborah Walker. Readers will also find other resources for the budding mad scientist, including an advice column, horoscopes, and other brief messages from mad scientists. Authors featured in this volume also include Damien Krsteski, Judith Field, Sylvia Heike, Michael Hudson, Maureen Bowden, Domenic diCiacca, Barry King, E. M. Eastick, Juliana Rew, Diana Parparita, Nick Nafpliotis, E. B. Fischadler, Christopher Teuton.

Mutant cephalopods, inter-species disease transmission, squabbling scientists. These are but some of the strange tales to be found in this book. Mad Scientist Journal: Summer 2016 collects twelve tales from the fictional worlds of mad science. For the discerning mad scientist reader, there are also pieces of fiction from Freya Marske, Maureen Bowden, and Samantha Cross. Readers will also find other resources for the budding mad scientist, including an advice column, horoscopes, and other brief messages from mad scientists. Authors featured in this volume also include Jacqueline Bridges, Amandeep Jutla, Tamoha Sengupta, Joshua Steely, Zach Bartlett, Alanna McFall, James Stephen, Simon Kewin, Luke McKinney, Franko Stephens, Braddock Gaskill, Judith Field, David Wing, Loria Chaddon, Rick Tobin, Shane Landry, Kate Elizabeth, and Sean Frost. Cover art by Matt Youngmark.

Jovian life forms, the cruel death of a superhero, memory loops. These are but some of the strange tales to be found in this book. Mad Scientist Journal: Winter 2016 collects thirteen tales from the fictional worlds of mad science. For the discerning mad scientist reader, there are also pieces of fiction from Judith Field, K. Kitts, and Deborah Walker. Readers will also find other resources for the budding mad scientist, including an advice column, horoscopes, and other brief messages from mad scientists. Authors featured in this volume also include Sean Kavanagh, Michael Goldstein, Farah Ghuznavi, Leenna Naidoo, Maureen Bowden, Dusty Wallace, Tom Howard, E. B. Fischadler, Matt Largo, Thomas Canfield, Edward Palumbo, Michael Monaco, Kate Elizabeth, Sean Frost, A. C. Martin, Scott Chaddon, Jennifer Moore, Maya Obregon, Perry McDaid, and Shane Patrick. Cover art by Amanda Jones.