Climate refugee’s journey from the cold arctic to the warm, blood dripping, incredibly tasty Finnish hearts. The real Polar Express. A tale that leaves no one lukewarm. An avalanche of laughter! Mr. Bear, Polar is a regular, meat-eating bear from the Arctic. The Best Pole. He lives in Finland with his Karelian Bear Dog and humans. He likes eating, intercourse, and telling bad puns. Bear with him. With some help from his neighbour and nemesis, Sami Ta Bell, Mr. Bear Polar tells everything. How he was forced to leave his home in the Arctic. How he ended up in a concentration camp in Churchill, Canada. How he escaped and gained the trust of humans and was exiled to Finland. How he learned to shop and survive just like any other immigrant. How he found friends in the vegan, nationalist, and gay communities. How he fell in love... Through hardship he learned just how tasty humans really are. From the coldest countries truly come the warmest hearts. And the tastiest. Read more from www.mrbearpolar.com & www.herrajaakarhu.fi(in Finnish) or follow Mr. Bear, Polar on instagram, facebook, twitter, and youtube.

Herra Jää Karhu – Suomen jäätävin ilmastopakolainen kertoo matkani kylmästä Kanadasta suomalaisten lämpimiin, verta tippuviin, uskomattoman maukkaisiin sydämiin. Se on tarkoitettu kaikille, jotka haluavat lumivyöryn naurua elämäänsä! Tarinani ei jätä ketään kylmäksi. Olen tavallinen jääkarhu Arktikselta. Asun tällä hetkellä Tampereella koirani ja ihmisten kanssa. Rakastan syömistä, Äitiä (Ei Oidipus) ja tuhmia vitsejä. Kirjoitin muistelmani yhdessä naapurini kanssa ensimmäisistä vuosistani Suomessa. Kerron siinä kaiken. Miten minut pakotettiin jättämään kotini Arktiksella. Miten jouduin keskitysleirille Kanadassa ja opin puhumaan ihmisten kanssa. Karkotuksestani Suomeen. Arjesta. Ystävistä. Seksikumppaneista. Sopeutumisestani ihmisten maailmaan. Voi lukea lisää kotisivuiltani www.herrajaakarhu.fi & www.mrbearpolar.com(englanniksi). Parhaiten opit tuntemaan minut facebookin, instagramin, twitterin ja youtuben kautta. – Mr. Bear, Polar

A seed of frustration is embedded deep within his heart, and the heart of love becomes a shield against openness. He has closed his mind and choked out the love towards the now cold world, which resembles the dreams of which he once had. The roles of the good boy and dark dreams have now reversed themselves. Now, a troubled youth, with only fantasies of his childhood. A young boy dies and resurrects himself into the man that stands before you today, facing the trials of life, cutting through the torment with a now dull blade, which was the fiery sword of a young boy's will. This is the death of a childhood and the beginning of the end. Only he can make the best for himself, now.